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Joke of the Day
"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..."
"How do you make holy water You stab it with a knife over and over"
"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."
"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"
"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."
"bae is acting so cute and imaginary tonight"
"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."
"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"