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Joke of the Day
"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."
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"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""
"If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently."
"There was a kidnapping at my school today Don't worry he woke up though (Sorry if this joke has been said, a certain subsitute in my school just says these random jokes)"
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
"We should start calling policemen Diamonds. [x-post /r/Showerthoughts] Diamonds Clubbing Spades."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"
"yikes. don't google ""cream pies"", google ""cream pie recipes"""