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Joke of the Day
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"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."
"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"
"Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa? He was in de-Nile."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."
"The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat."
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."