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Joke of the Day

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"

"What's Obama's Favorite TV Show? Game of Drones"

"1 in 5 children faces hunger... So why not turn the 5th kid around?"

"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."

"Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz... what?"

"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions. We Love You Brittani!"""

"I waited a long time for my testicles to descend When one finally did I had an inaugural ball"

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."