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Joke of the Day
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
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"My grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved"
"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time."
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"I will not be giving shelter to any men in my bunker after the apocalypse only women, and there is a dress code.... #Doomsday2012"
"What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink? Moshing the dishes"
"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?"