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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa? He was in de-Nile."
Next Joke
"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."
"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."
"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."
"What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! ""Oh no!"" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa"
"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."
"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."
"I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me and my dad for buying cheap condoms. Love you guys"
"How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it"