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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"
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"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."
"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."
"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."
"What do you call a plumb in a frock? A damson in this dress."
"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."
"You think life as a woman is hard? Try peeing with an erection."
"I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling Who pounded his pud with great feeling And then like a trout He'd stick his mouth out And wait for the drops from the ceiling"
"Expecting a person of a certain race to constantly be commenting on their race is also a kind of racism."