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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Saddam. Saddam who? *Seen*"

"I saw this really good movie in a hotel.. There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen."

"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"

"I track my calories religiously every day. First they are on my plate and then I put them in my mouth"

"Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp."

"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""

"Did you hear about the guy who took some dude's ear off with a vacuum cleaner? His name was Mike Dyson."

"I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date"

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"