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Joke of the Day

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."

"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"

"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."

"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."

"My favourite sex position is the JFK It's where I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."

"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"

"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."