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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? They don't like eachother"
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"Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally."
"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."
"Some people say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"
"My wife and I just celebrated our 5th anniversary. A traditional gift would be something wood. So I gave her some wood. ALL NIGHT LONG."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."
"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: Shit, like I'd have picked you?"
"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"What do they call soda in Rome? Pope."