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Joke of the Day
"Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk."
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"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco."
"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"
"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"Why do feminists hate the portrayal of women in the media? Because only men can be seXY."