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Joke of the Day
"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."
Next Joke
"What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention? Thank you all for coming!"
"Knock knock! Come in."
"You have to love a boss with a sense of humor. Mine just sent me a 7am meeting notice on Outlook and I've never laughed so hard..."
"A man walked into a bar... I ducked."
"Why is a rat when it spins? The higher it flies, the much."
"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"
"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."