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Joke of the Day

"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"How come Americans never play chess? Because they are missing two towers."

"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"

"Tried seducing my wife with a 'lil strip tease. She said it was going well right up until I got naked and spread my butt cheeks in her face."

"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."

"PhotoShop Level:Expert Boy: Wow... You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin... What do You Use ? . . . . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!"

"I'm not racist I have a black president."

"I'm just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy."

"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""