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Joke of the Day
"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"
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"some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I've ever heard ""aww babe ur just omg like I can't"" wtf did you just say??"
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"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."
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"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."
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"Why do ninjas make bad porn stars? Because nobody can see them coming."
"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."