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Joke of the Day
"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."
Next Joke
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."
"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"
"Why is it so tough to please girls? They take classes on mass debating."
"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."
"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."
"""is this the Krusty crab?"" No! This is Patrick!"
"Dog with no legs Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer. Where ever you put him."
"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."