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Joke of the Day

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail The dock."

"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."

"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."

"Who is Patrick Swayze's favorite author? Wodehouse!"

"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"

"Humans are like grapes... Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I'm not good with metaphors."

"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."

"What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop? What a wondrous *turd* of events."

"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"

"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."