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Joke of the Day

"Dog with no legs Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer. Where ever you put him."

"Did you here about the female thief? I heard she was a mistake"

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."

"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick."

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."

"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."

"Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire."

"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""