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Joke of the Day

"I bet whenever a cow eats a lot of grass she says to her friends ""I've been eating like a cow!"" and they'd laugh and moo or whatever cows do"

"Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet."

"what did the biologists call their basketball team? The Hemoglobin-Trotters!"

"I really want to see that movie about Tom Cruise But I don't think it's ever gonna come out"

"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."

"Plenty of great people were single just like you are. For instance: Voldemort. Wait, bad example. You're way less talented than Voldemort."

"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's so hard..."

"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."

"Old but Gold. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese."

"Did you hear about the actress who died? SO: ""Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: ""Witherspoon?"" SO: ""No. With a knife."" Me: ""..."" Legitimate laughter ensued."