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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

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"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"All alcohol will make my clothes fall off... tequila just makes that happen in public."
"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive."
"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."
"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."
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