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Joke of the Day

"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"

"Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter? Because he'd drop everything"

"A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent."

"What's long and hard On a black person? First grade"

"I'm having one of those days where nothing seems to be going write."

"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"

"two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted"

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"How is an American teen girl different from an Arab teen girl. An American teen girl gets stoned *before* she has sex."

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"