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Joke of the Day

"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""The Homophobic Preacher""? Hasn't come out yet."

"To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing."

"I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction."

"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"

"Donald Trump managed to build his wall and kept the mexicans out. Now he has a new target for extinction: Ladders, ropes, shovels, airplanes..."

"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"