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Joke of the Day
"What's long and hard On a black person? First grade"
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"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."
"Why do girls talk so much? They have four lips"
"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
"Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod."
"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"
"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"
"A black dude walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar tender goes ""Awesome, Where'd you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa, there's thousands of them there."""
"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"
"just found out today that monkeys don't lay eggs. so what have i been buying on craigslist. what have i been eating"