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Joke of the Day
"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"
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"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."
"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."
"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."
"I'm on the bus now. Either the woman sitting right next to me has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokemons."
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"
"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."
"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."