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Joke of the Day

"Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much."

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."

"What is the most common blood type among pessimists? B Negative."

"Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe? When it's only a galaxy"

"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?? Attire"

"[NSFW] How do you keep a woman screaming hours after having sex Finish on the curtains"

"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"

"Remember when people uses Chuck Norris jokes? They all died because of unknown source :)"

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""