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Joke of the Day
"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."
Next Joke
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."
"When people say ""life is short"". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?"
"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."
"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."
"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."