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Joke of the Day

"Ate reduced fat cheese on low calorie bread and my taste buds had me indicted for hate crimes."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."

"What did the doctor call his new metal band? Inflamed"

"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"

"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."

"having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house"

"Daddy! Tell me a story.. The Tooth Fairy is really a wicked witch, who takes all your teeth if you sleep with your mouth open. Good night."

"Soup Person1 my alphabet soup is telling me a message. Person 2 what is it saying? Person1: oooooo Person 2 *sigh* Those are cheerios"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."