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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"
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"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"
"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."
"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"
"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."
"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."
"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"
"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"
"What did the American guy say to the French guy at the urinal ""Hey, ur a peein'!"""