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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."

"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"

"What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs."

"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."

"Dark humour is like a child with cancer It never gets old."

"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."

"What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright."

"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."

"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"

"Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action."