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Joke of the Day
"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."
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"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious"
"Q: What country is ill? A: Germany."
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."
"Beer: When are you coming home. Me: Right away honey. See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife."
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"