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Joke of the Day

"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."

"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dun tsshh"

"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"

"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, while the other is a little lighter."

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

"Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005? Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet."

"There are only 3 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true."

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"