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Joke of the Day
"I got a great deal on a boat the other day..... Sail"
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"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz."
"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."
"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"
"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"
"Germany 7 - 1 Brazil"
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
"Holmes said to his brother, ""Mycroft, all this heroin that Watson administers is making me terribly constipated."" And Mycroft responded, ""No shit, Sherlock?"""
"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"