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Joke of the Day

"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"

"A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""fucking inhumane sluts"" wasn't the correct answer"

"Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex."

"In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated. The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible."

"*i get home riding a pig* Wife: Hey honey, how was the ""Hog Riders"" meeting? Me: *sighs* Pointless...this one was for motorcycles too."

"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"

"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"

"I'm thinking about giving that Call of Duty game a shot, but first I'm gonna try one last time to get past level 4 on Duck Hunt."