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Joke of the Day
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
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"What do you have to know to be an auctioneer? Lots"
"3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago."
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y."
"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"
"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"
"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"
"The Three Unwritten Rules Of Life 1. 2. 3."
"Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? She'll let it go!"
"I'm sick of women staring at my spaceship. It's like, HELLO, my tentacles are up here!"