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Joke of the Day
"I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible."
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"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."
"What do you call an egg that cures cancer? A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son."
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""
"People who write hai and bai, wai?"
"''You will die alone.'' I hate fortune cookies. Wait! This is a note from my mom!"
"What is a good dog? A dead dog."
"Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat"
"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."