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Joke of the Day

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they!"

"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"

"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."

"A guy called into work on his last day there and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ... ""I'm not coming into work this morning."

"If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you."

"10 reasons why doctors use defibrillators... Number 4 will shock you!"

"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."

"Why do fish always have c-sections? Because they can't have land sections"

"I'm reexamining my life after buying 63 pounds of unsalted butter because it seems a little weird even by my standards"