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Joke of the Day

"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""

"nba joke The cavaliers without lebron..."

"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."

"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."

"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"What do you call a woman with one short leg? ilene."

"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"