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Joke of the Day

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It chickened out"

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""

"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"

"I prayed to God for a handbag and he gave it to me It's a blessing and a purse."

"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"

"Just saw the hottest DILF! (it was glazed)"

"I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu."