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Joke of the Day

"""This is not fair!"" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair."

"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."

"How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb? none, its a hardware issue."

"Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!"

"What's the square root of optimus prime? I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye."

"The cancellation of the Golden Girls must have been devastating to the shoulder pad industry."

"I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..."

"What's the best part about sex with a 5 year old? Watching them break down on the witness stand."

"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""

"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"