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Joke of the Day

"H:""Where'd you get those shoes?"" Me:""I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"" H:""Nope just cleaned the old one"" *Marriage lies"

"As Newton once said, ""For every male action, there is a female over-reaction""."

"I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection."

"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?"

"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."

"Two Snowmen are standing in a field. One snowman turns to the other snowman and says, ""Does it smell like carrots to you?"""