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Joke of the Day

"It's sad that the only thing great about my job is that my chair spins -__-"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"

"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"

"'NO NO NO NO NO NO' - My brain, every time words start coming out of my mouth."

"Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though."""

"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."

"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."

"The guy I've been paying to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't own any animals."

"To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner."

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."