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Joke of the Day

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."

"Hello, I'm waiter, I'll be your Walter tonight. Wait, the other way around. Sorry, first day. Care for a glass of Walter? Ooh boy ok"

"necrophiliac jokes are dead boring"

"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."

"My Aunt Mary got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants, the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."

"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."