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Joke of the Day
"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."
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"The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek... Source: Dad"
"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What is the difference between a corn-shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"
"Why couldn't Edward leave Russia? Because he was Snowden."