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Joke of the Day

"It turns out smoking prevents Alzheimers. You don't live long enough to develop it."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"

"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."

"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"Called the rape advice hotline last night.. Apparently it's only for victims."

"The human body is 70% water and 30% land"

"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? **SnowBalls!**"

"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."

"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"