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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."

"I wonder if Hitler ever thought... ""Crap, did I turn the oven off?"""

"They say nobody likes Nickelback... ... but there's **gotta be somebody.**"

"Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital? She had a massive anus rhythm."

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."

"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"

"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."