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Joke of the Day

"my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair"

"NSFW what does a suicide bomber need virgins for i read that suicide bombers get offered a bunch of virgins in heaven but whats a pile of mince meat going to do with them in heaven anyway."

"""nice dog or cat or baby or whatever"" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. ""was it expensive?"""

"There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth? Two marks."

"I went to a blind tasting session the other day... It was a waste of time, they tasted the same as people who can see."

"Most of adulthood is getting upset over not being invited to things that you wouldn't have gone to even if you were invited"

"I hate when people tell me I don't get it. Like, what does that even mean?"

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"

"Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa? He got eballa"

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."