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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
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"Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing. ... i can find the door out."
"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"
"You should kill me for this but... Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, ""Wordplay Ore Bust"""
"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."
"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI."