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Joke of the Day
"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
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"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."
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"Will playing ""GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony"" make me a homosexual? Same question for ""GTA IV: The Lost and The Damned."
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face."
"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"
"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."