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Joke of the Day
"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."
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"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"
"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"
"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."
"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"
"People keep telling me I behave like a man so I'm currently working up the courage to tell my husband he's gay."
"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""
"If you walk a mile in my shoes, you'll end up at the bar..."
"I do all the wrong things the right way."
"Why did the feminist get raped? Cuz she 'asked' for it!"