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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"
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"If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn't she make herself some pets? I'd have like 50 snowcats by now."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. What a crock of shit!"
"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."
"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."
"One of my grandfather's favorites. What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor? ""Ptui"""
"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"