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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."

"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."

"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Bush did it."

"I came across a joke on Reddit.... ....and read-it."

"I'm sick of numbers defining who I am. * My GPA * My weight * My 1st degree murder convictions * My grades * My SAT scores These things are not who I am."

"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"

"What do you call a camel in a car? A camel auto!"

"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."

"A dad ask his kid, why do we go to school... we dont learn anything important anyways he hold him, ""Dont be silly. Of course they do... look at how good i am with a gun"""