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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."

"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."

"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa! No hands!"

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"""I wish you were dead."" Said the necrophiliac to his girlfriend."