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Joke of the Day
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."
Next Joke
"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"
"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."
"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"I'd have sex with you but I'm married... and she's staring at us right now... quick she looked away!"
"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"
"What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato"
"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"
"Me: Siri, how do I look? Siri: Well, at least you tried"