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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
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"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
"What do you call a Japanese boy who just got beat by his dad after getting got masterbating? A fap happy jappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"
"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."
"I walked in on my parents having sex last night... Possibly the most awkward 45 minutes of my life..."
"[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] ""I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."""
"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."
"Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food."
"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"