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Joke of the Day
"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
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"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
"I still have no idea what the fuck Grape Nuts are supposed to be."
"I hate it when candidates put signs on your lawn without even asking your permission. Who the hell is 'Foreclosure'?"
"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"
"I MUSTACHE U A QUESTION BUT I WILL SHAVE IT FOR LATER"
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
"A friend asked me if it was wrong for him to send messages to himself online in order to appear more popular on social media I said ""No, go on, tweet yourself."" Shamelessly stolen from Jimmy Carr."
"What is a nomad? Someone who is not crazy. Nomad= No+mad."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster."