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Joke of the Day
"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
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"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."
"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."
"Who is the richest painter? Manet."
"My daughter gets all bossy when we're playing with her Barbies, but I just smile. Then when she's at school I play with them the way I want."
"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"Why don't German pessimists eat pork.... They always fear the wurst."
"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."