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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"
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"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"
"Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL? Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange."
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"""You want to have your cake and eat it, too."" ""Yeah. It's MY cake."""
"""Go down, Moses."" And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him."
"Two children pieces of graphite are playing with a diamond..... ...Mummy piece of graphite walks in and says ""Leave your Father alone - he's been under a lot of pressure"""
"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."
"I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named ""Spider."""
"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"