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Joke of the Day
"it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager"
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"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter."
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."
"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"
"My wedding will be open casket."
"My wife says I have a drinking problem.. I don't remember ever getting blackout drunk though."